Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

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Did you hear about,...

Did you hear about this new movie?
It's about a guy who is terrified of addition problems...
..."The Fear of all Sums"....

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Things learned from TV

Things learned from TV:

All crimes are solved in 1 hour.
The Good guy always wins.
When you`re trapped, you always find a way out.
A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.
All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.
When you`re a hero, you will never get burnt in a fire.